As I sit here and index card my novel plot, I thought I’d share with
you some of the best parts of it. It should show you how serious I
take my outlining.

“Second round of interviews here. Extra pressure is put on the project
manager, who uses Flock of Lawyers! It’s very effective.”

“Jon asks her about how she handles the emotional imprints, and she
shares how she’s gloved almost ALL THE TIME. But that means she only
handles things related to cases, which are full of sads. Jon suggests
she sometimes touch things not full of sads. He means his penis.”

“So he takes her home, and there’s a Doorstep Moment.”

“Brig acts all weird after having touched Jon’s penis. She’s a COP and
he does MORALLY AMBIGIOUS THINGS. But, penis…”

“Jon is five kinds of pissed because he’s tech savvy, how’d you get
that by his stuff, mother fucker!”

“Brig concedes. There is more penis touching.”