I HATE that one. I get Silver Bellegrove, which is awful. Before, I always heard first pet + mother’s maiden name, which gets me Silver Brown, which is FUCKING AWESOME.
Except by that formula I’m Kevin Wood, which would be awesome IF I WERE A MAN, and I am not. So. Um. Kevin Red Horse isn’t much…better…
Can I use my SECOND pet? Because Chance Wood is at least HILARIOUS.