This is a Moxie Girlz with a pet unicorn that POOPS RAINBOWS.THIS IS A REAL THING.I had to have my bf pinch me when I saw it. Before that, I just stood there in TRU with my mouth hanging open. I was sure i was going to wake up and say, “I had the craziest dream, there was a doll with a pooping unicorn, like toy manufacturers just realized the Internet is a real thing.”That last picture is like G0atse Unicorn.my thoughts:1: a rainbow-shitting unicorn finally appears, and it’s not from Japan2: I need a rainbow-shitting unicorn, who wants the doll?
If I had one of these it might actually be the only toy I didn’t take out of its package.
Probably for the best. Rainbow is almost impossible to get out of your carpet.
Where was this when I was a child? Damn you! How dare you come to me now…. when I am this!!! ;_;