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Garen and I just stopped everything and made noises at this post

I would rather run my fingers over that tie knot than a six pack of abs any day.

holy shit

u know drac ties his ties all fancy like this 

HOW DOES ONE DO THIS CLASSY MOFO WITCHCRAFT?!

The purple and white ties are tied with a Trinity knot, and here is a video tutorial.

The gold and pink ties are tied with an Eldredge knot, and here is a video tutorial.

If I can find that elusive holy grail, a well-fitting women’s shirt with a buttoned collar (STOP WITH ALL THESE SHIRTS THAT ONLY BUTTON UP TO THE CLEAVAGE - I WILL DECIDE THE RATIO OF SKIN:BUTTONING) and full length sleeves (STOP WITH ALL THESE SHIRTS WITH 3/4 LENGTH SLEEVES - I WILL DECIDE IF I WANT TO ROLL UP MY SLEEVES) that isn’t made of fucking chiffon (OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU CREATE AN EXCELLENT SHIRT DESIGN AND THEN MAKE IT FUCKING TRANSPARENT FUCK YOU) I am so rocking the trinity knot to my next job interview.

I get quite angry about shirts.

OHHHHH MY GOD.

Also, fucking agreed in re: shirts.

I actually prefer 3/4 length sleeves because then it isn’t painfully obvious that long sleeve shirts for actual long arms don’t exist.

I’d like some pockets on my pants, though.

(Source: officeguy)

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