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sephirajo: redhawkfg: senor-bizarro: forfuturereferenceonly: There is nothing sweet or savory about the rotting carcass of a chicken twisted and crushed with cruelty. There is nothing delicious about bloodmouth carnist food. How does it feel knowing your stomach is a graveyard? I’m sorry, but you just inadvertently wrote the most METAL description of eating a chicken sandwich in the history of mankind. MY STOMACH IS A GRAVEYARD NO LIVING BEING CAN QUENCH MY BLOODTHIRST I SWALLOW MY ENEMIES WHOLE ESPECIALLY IF THEY’RE KENTUCKY FRIED Shit, I just _had_ dinner and now I want a chicken sammich as described by Nathan Explosion. I’m laughing so hard.  And now I want chicken.  OMG. 
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sephirajo:

redhawkfg:

senor-bizarro:

forfuturereferenceonly:

There is nothing sweet or savory about the rotting carcass of a chicken twisted and crushed with cruelty. There is nothing delicious about bloodmouth carnist food. How does it feel knowing your stomach is a graveyard?

I’m sorry, but you just inadvertently wrote the most METAL description of eating a chicken sandwich in the history of mankind.

MY STOMACH IS A GRAVEYARD

NO LIVING BEING CAN QUENCH MY BLOODTHIRST

I SWALLOW MY ENEMIES WHOLE

ESPECIALLY IF THEY’RE KENTUCKY FRIED

Shit, I just _had_ dinner and now I want a chicken sammich as described by Nathan Explosion.

I’m laughing so hard.  And now I want chicken.  OMG. 

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