You are the BRONY FANDOM, the louder half of this wretched body you are forced to share with the MY LITTLE PONY FANDOM. You like to think you are breaking GENDER ROLES by watching a tv show intended for girls, however your sister likes to point out you are DOING NOTHING NEW.
You enjoy justifying your OBSESSIONS such as making PASTEL COLOURED PONIES appear DARK AND EDGY so you can be as MANLY as possible. This includes making HIGH QUALITY ART where your favourite characters are SAUCY and NOT HARMING YOUR IMAGE AT ALL. CLOPPING is a MISUNDERSTOOD AND HARMLESS PAST TIME you tell yourself.
However life is HARD AND NO PONY UNDERSTANDS so you try to get other fandoms to LOVE AND TOLERATE you by alchemising their beloved possessions with BRIGHT PONY CHARACTERS. However you would not be caught with dead your sister’s DUMB GIRLY STEREOTYPICAL PREVIOUS GENERATION PONIES.
You have attempted to get into FANDOMSTUCK by presenting yourself as FLAWLESS and LIKEABLE, however all attempts have failed, especially with your treatment of the HOMESTUCK FANDOM.
You are often trying to murder your sister, as you feel she makes you LESS MANLY.
Yeah, I love the pony fandom, but every brony Fandomstuck I saw needed more… omph.
no this is so great i might cry
the fucking fedora