What Is This I Don't Even

luthvian:

valkyrierisen:

timecannotberewritten:

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

…. 

they only jerk them out I’m betting more often than once a month, but I honestly have no idea the average jerking time-lapse. o_O

I’ve eaten half-babies. Would eat again.