My brain is a weird place.
I’ve had a Sad Thing happen, but because I don’t feel as sad as some others who I know have gone through the same Sad Thing, I don’t really feel entitled to talk about said Sad Thing.
Brain, you’re weird. Stop having dumb thoughts like this. You and Body are just not cooperating right now and I don’t really appreciate it. I feel like you’re colluding with the cat.
The cat is ENOUGH trouble without help.